You look like you could use a drink.

Somebody’s auditioning to play Isaac the Bartender in a Love Boat re-make -

Freshen ya up?

Freshen ya up?

And somewhere, Ted Lange weeps softly to himself…

Stay hard.   -mlm

Since when did Leia have red(ish) hair?

A Star Wars-themed wedding… um, I have no response to this.

Stay hard.   -mlm

Debunking the “Wrestling is real, the rest is fake” argument

Funny pictures from Maxim about how completely silly pro wrestlers look outside the context of the ring.  And my favorite picture from the feature, just for Freezer…

From the nWo to his very own oWn...

From the nWo to his very own oWn...

Stay hard.   -mlm

Have a linkerific Thurdsay!

Um… what?

Yeah, but draught is always better.

It’s funnier when it’s not planned.

Stay hard.

Finally, The Mick has come back to the Saucer!

My dream BCS scenario…

In order to show what a complete fraud the BCS is once and for all, my dream scenario plays out like this for the rest of the season:

*Stanford holds on to beat Oregon

*Alabama beats LSU today

*Cincinnati loses Dec. 14 to Pittsburgh

*Texas loses the Big 12 title game

*Alabama loses Nov. 27 to Auburn, but wins the SEC West

*Alabama beats Florida in the SEC title game

This leaves the only 2 undefeated teams in major college football to play each other in the BCS Championship game - TCU v. Boise State!  Yeah, we all know that the voters will never allow that to happen, and the folks in charge of the computer voting will re-program it to make sure it doesn’t play out that way, but wouldn’t that be just a cool game, both from an excitement perspective as well as a big F.U. to the self-important douchebags in charge of the Big 6 conferences?

Alas, I can only dream…

Stay hard.   -mlm

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