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		<title>You look like you could use a drink.</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Somebody&#8217;s auditioning to play Isaac the Bartender in a Love Boat re-make -
And somewhere, Ted Lange weeps softly to himself&#8230;
Stay hard.   -mlm
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Somebody&#8217;s auditioning to play Isaac the Bartender in a Love Boat re-make -</p>
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<p>And somewhere, Ted Lange weeps softly to himself&#8230;</p>
<p>Stay hard.   -mlm</p>
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		<title>Since when did Leia have red(ish) hair?</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 17 May 2010 21:12:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A Star Wars-themed wedding&#8230; um, I have no response to this.
Stay hard.   -mlm
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A <a href="http://www.ireport.com/docs/DOC-444922" target="_blank">Star Wars-themed wedding</a>&#8230; um, I have no response to this.</p>
<p>Stay hard.   -mlm</p>
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		<title>Debunking the &#8220;Wrestling is real, the rest is fake&#8221; argument</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 13 May 2010 21:03:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Funny pictures from Maxim about how completely silly pro wrestlers look outside the context of the ring.  And my favorite picture from the feature, just for Freezer&#8230;
Stay hard.   -mlm
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: left;"><a href="http://www.maxim.com/humor/stupid-fun/92875/21-wrestlers-out-their-element-pics.html?utm_source=Twitter&amp;utm_medium=Placement&amp;utm_campaign=2010%2B2010%202010%2005%2013" target="_blank">Funny pictures</a> from Maxim about how completely silly pro wrestlers look outside the context of the ring.  And my favorite picture from the feature, just for Freezer&#8230;</p>
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<p>Stay hard.   -mlm</p>
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		<title>Have a linkerific Thurdsay!</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Apr 2010 15:07:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Um&#8230; what?
Yeah, but draught is always better.
It&#8217;s funnier when it&#8217;s not planned.
Stay hard.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Um&#8230; <a href="http://www.sears.com/shc/s/p_10153_12605_SPM223900328P?vName=Bed+%26amp%3B+Bath&amp;sName=Pillows&amp;cName=Bedding+Essentials&amp;aff=Y&amp;keyword=deluxecomfort.com+girlfriend+body+pillow&amp;sid=I0084400010000100312" target="_blank">what</a>?</p>
<p>Yeah, but <a href="http://www.myfoxmemphis.com/dpps/news/offbeat/dpgonc-abi-blake-sells-breast-milk-lasagna-cupcakes-fc-20100422_7182164" target="_blank">draught</a> is always better.</p>
<p>It&#8217;s funnier when it&#8217;s <a href="http://www.holytaco.com/25-examples-unintentional-porn" target="_blank">not planned</a>.</p>
<p>Stay hard.</p>
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		<title>Finally, The Mick has come back to the Saucer!</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Feb 2010 05:11:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>My dream BCS scenario&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 08 Nov 2009 00:05:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[In order to show what a complete fraud the BCS is once and for all, my dream scenario plays out like this for the rest of the season:
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*Alabama beats LSU today
*Cincinnati loses Dec. 14 to Pittsburgh
*Texas loses the Big 12 title game
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In order to show what a complete fraud the BCS is once and for all, my dream scenario plays out like this for the rest of the season:</p>
<p>*Stanford holds on to beat Oregon</p>
<p>*Alabama beats LSU today</p>
<p>*Cincinnati loses Dec. 14 to Pittsburgh</p>
<p>*Texas loses the Big 12 title game</p>
<p>*Alabama loses Nov. 27 to Auburn, but wins the SEC West</p>
<p>*Alabama beats Florida in the SEC title game</p>
<p>This leaves the only 2 undefeated teams in major college football to play each other in the BCS Championship game - TCU v. Boise State!  Yeah, we all know that the voters will never allow that to happen, and the folks in charge of the computer voting will re-program it to make sure it doesn&#8217;t play out that way, but wouldn&#8217;t that be just a cool game, both from an excitement perspective as well as a big F.U. to the self-important douchebags in charge of the Big 6 conferences?</p>
<p>Alas, I can only dream&#8230;</p>
<p>Stay hard.   -mlm</p>
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